Anxious to see if Jewel opens her big mouth against Melissa tonight! Anyone else hear about this? Where she said in their world of Bull Riding - if you cant compete, you need to step out... sounds like someone wants her husband to win! Quit playing these "FOOLISH GAMES" Jewel...(like how I threw in her song....I'm slick like that!)
So - its 8:00.... I'm ready for a night of dancing.... & I'm LLIIIIVVVEEEE!!!!
Hold on... what day is it? Monday or Tuesday? Because we're starting off with the Pro's dancing? Wait up? I really enjoy dancing, but I dont plan on calling & giving my five votes to any of these people! Why are they wasting my time! Bring on Gilles... Melissa... Shawn! What is this madness????
Shawn & Mark - First Dance is the Quick Step! And we see the pressure is finally getting to this YOUNG GUN (As Len likes to call her).... poor thing! It seems to happen to everyone & I think even though she's the youngest, she may be one to hold out on "freaking out" the longest... a true athlete!
So immediately, my Disney ears are perking up!!!! "Friend like Me" from Aladdin... & then, because of the Genie, I'm all about loving the Blue Dress now! I was just waiting for Mark to rub her belly to see if she could give 3 wishes! But there was no need because Shawn had the magic touch herself & knocked out an adorable dance!
I'm really surprised Mark would put a break in the dance knowing how much of sticklers the judges are about such things... might as well put a toss flip in there too so Carrie Ann could be all over that... needless to say, their "perfect" dance has to be deducted a point because of that... Scores -9,9,9.....Can I take a Genie Lamp & boing it against Mark's head for the lost of a point?
SECOND DANCE -The Paso!!!! .... & and that is exactly why I LOVE Shawn...even when she's mad & yelling "Get out of my face" - she's smiling! Is she just not the cutest thing in the world! But Mark reminded her of her Olympic face & she knows she can bring it... & BROUGHT it she did! It was AWESOME!!! I was scared for Mark... did you see Shawn's back muscles? I think she could take Mark down if she had to! I just love this girl more & more every week! Scores = 10,9,10
Ty & Chelsea - Their first dance is the Argentine Tango. We saw that King of the Cowboys (Thanks Len for all the names tonight) can pull off a pretty mean Tango from last week but I think the pressure is on him too.... he knows this could be the last night for him... unless Jewel decides to get up & start a fight with someone else! When I see her in their room ask if he's ready for bed - I just have angry feelings for her now.... But I think what's even more disturbing.... why is this KING OF THE COWBOYS dressed in a fuzzy leopard robe? THAT is the question of the night!
There is no doubt our Bull Rider has strength! He lifted Chelsea up by what was virtually one arm & carried her across the floor. But he looked scared & oops, a mess up! I see Jewel on the sidelines.... so I'll just say he did an excellent job... dont want her yelling at me next! Scores - 8,9,8
SECOND DANCE - The Rhumba....before we even get started, I'm going to quote Len on just imagining this dance, which are my exact feelings - "Oh my good God!"... let's see how this is going to go.....
Poor Ty - he just doesnt have any hip movement - does he? But, you know what - I'm going to give it to the guy - he tried! I have to ask... did anyone else see him grab Chelsea across her chest... & I mean across her CHEST... catch what I'm saying???? I rewound it to make sure I saw that right!!! Oh my.... Its a good thing his solo was to go over & give his wife a kiss at the end.... Scores = 7, 7, 7Lil' Kim & Derek - first & foremost... I gotta say - how many women are brave enough out there to be on TV in a one piece, skin tight, spandex, body suit? Girlfriend has the guts! And we see once again, her nick name is the QUEEN BEE... I'm still not feeling this name! Not sure I understand it. Does she wear yellow & black all the time? Does she buzz around? Does she kill her mate? ... wait, that's a Black Widow... I'm so confused...
But they have the Waltz for their Ballroom Round & I thought she was stumbling, looked confused & not with it. I thought for sure the judges would RAVE about her - they do every week - but lo & behold - they agree.
Bruno's comment of "You dont like to be the Lady, but rather the Tramp".... after last week's comment of calling her a female dog.... its a wonder someone doesnt meet him in a dark alley! Lil' Kim had that night stick from that Jailhouse Rock Dance... Bruno might wanna watch it! She'll sick Jewel on his butt! Scores = 8,9,8
And did anyone notice Joe Piscopo in the crowd? That man was HILARIOUS in his day of SNL with Eddie Murphy... always wonder what happened to him. Didnt he go into body building? Seriously! Maybe he's going to be the surprise star that gets to dance with the try-out-people...& have his partner, Eddie Murphy be the other star? Oh, let me in charge of scheduling!!!
SECOND DANCE - Salsa! Is anyone thinking the judges already have their 10 paddles ready for this? All this talk about the "Bionic Bootie".... I want a nick name like that!
I personally thought it was a tad bit of a mess.... she was stumbling, confused looking, off beat, her & Derek weren't together.... if she gets 10's... I'm going to be disappointed... but I've seen it happen before. Scores = 9, 9, 9... OK - I have faith restored in the judges... no 10's!
Gilles & Cheryl - They are starting with the Fox Trot.... is it any surprise that the first few minutes, what do we see - Cheryl yelling & complaining? What is it with her? She just seems so grumpy this season! So, what do you do? Drag off your star & show him what professionals look like - because there are no other professionals around the studio you're working in? Anyways... I'm seeing people very elegant in beautiful dresses - very ballroom... & their dance comes out with Cheryl in a leopard dress with red gloves? I will say - she knows how to work Gilles sexiness... I thought the Fox Trot was supposed to be elegant... its official - he makes every dance HOT! Scores - 10,9,10
SECOND DANCE - the Rumba! OK - Cheryl is already known for putting Sexy in every dance... so the "Bedroom Dance".... what in the world is she going to have in this? Please, no more footage of her yelling & complaining though....
Well, I wasnt wrong... Cheryl had him rolling on top of her... is that salsa? Or ballroom? I'll chalk it up to tacky! And I wasnt digging that Solo... I think he was channeling the 80's - what was that? Some sort of Michael Jackson moonwalk? But he did do good... I think I was expecting more though.... Scores = 9,9,9
Melissa & Tony - aahh... my Melissa is back! And they now make a patch that is strong enough to take away broken bone pain? Where can I get one of those? WOW! They get to dance the Viennese Waltz. With her ballet action, I think all is going to be smooth & beautiful! And of course, it is.... with the pretty white thingies (am I technical or what) from her arms flowing in the wind, to her twirls, she was beautiful! I just kept thinking, "I wonder if she knows we can see her panties through that?"....
Did you see her dad & how proud he seemed clapping for her? And how cute her reactions are even when Jewel pays off the judges to be mean came through? (that's what I think happened & I'm sticking with it).... Scores = 9,9,9
SECOND DANCE - the Samba. I'm expecting big things from this dance too! I think if it weren't for a rib injury, Tony would be having her hips put on swivels - you can tell he wants it that bad! I'm not sure he still wouldnt have it done!....
Girlfriend has the MOVES... I loved everything about it... She is just so much fun to watch - she's smiling & looks like she's having the best fun!!!
HOLD UP... did Carrie Ann just say she was FLAWLESS???? And did I hear Melissa say her boob came out of her dress? Oh geez... that's embarassing! Hopefully the camera's missed it for her sake!!! Scores = 10, 10, 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!
Dang it... I was wrong.. no Joe P.... the stars are all previous competitors! I'm excited about seeing Cody back, but sorry he is with Afton - because she's my favorite. And what about Lisa coming back? Girlfriend will NOT leave this show - will she? Hope the lips are pumped up & ready.... they should have gotten some stars that have never danced... see how talented these three really are... or they could have given them Holly Madison... now THAT's showing talent if they can make her dance... Sorry Holly, you know its true... (You fell off a stool for goodness sake)
Tomorrow night is the best night of every season of Dancing with the Stars... DANCE CENTER!!!! Those are the funniest things EVER! I hope Jerry Rice is with him... with his eye glitter too!
So what did you think? Melissa just make you want to Samba right along? Did Shawn scare you with her amazing muscles? Do you think Gilles could order McDonalds & make it HOT? And can you figure out Ty in his Leopard Fuzzy Robe... I think I'm going to have nightmares about that one!
Onto the Semi-Finals!!!!