I'm back! Dancing is on the tube... & its not just ANY night - its the 200th episode! 5 years ago, it all began... over 1,000 dances & I have seen them ALL!!!!! So I'm excited to see some of old timers back tonight... let's get this DANCE PARTY STARTED!
8:01 - "More then 50 stars are back as we kick off the 200th show week celebration" -Brooke
8:02 - while the pros are dancing... can I say for the record, Kelly Monoco, the first season winner - she totally could NOT dance! I dont see how she won & if you put her up against ANY of the other seasons, she'd be voted by the first 3 rounds... seriously... you're listening to the DWTS pro here... trust me
8:03 - silver confetti.... that'll take time to clean up...
8:04 - Introducing stars from all the season & its so good to see past faces... like the boss man from Seinfield (who SHOULDA won!) & Stacy from Season 2 (who SHOULDA won) & Sabrina from season 5 (who SHOULDA WON!!!!!) ... sigh... & there's EVAN!!!! ... (swoon) .... should I say it? sure - (WHO SHOULDA WON!!!!!!)
8:06 - Team Kristi: Rick Fox, Bristol, and Kyle
8:07 - Team Apollo: (his Samba with Julianne is probably my favorite all time dance!) Kurt, Brandy & Jennifer
8:08 - poor Kyle was the last to be picked for the teams... dont they know he's a teenager still? that's going to scar him
8:09 - "That's embarassing" - Bristol ... "That's not embarassing, that's HOT!" - Cheryl
8:15 - Team Kristi is up....
8:17 - I love they had Kyle & Lacy round out the group because that little dude has some energy that sucks you in!!!
8:18 - I have to say I'm completely surprised that Bristol Palin held her own on the team too!!!!
8:19 - "I saw the list & thought you were the underdogs... but you dogs put up quite a fight" -Len
8:26 - "I have doctors orders to stop every 2 hours ... & I'm even embarassed to say that" -Jennifer ... "I have to remember I'm not 25, but 50" ... hot dang lady - I hope I look like that at 50!!!!
8:27 - Team Apollo up with the music from his freestyle, "Bust a Move" - while Kurt gives his should out to Apollo with the bandana wear...
8:35 - all 9's from the judges so Team Apollo won...( I totally disagree with that decision)
8:36 - "The dancers will perform an iconic dance from the past season that will be judged by the star who performed it" -Tom .... please please please let someone do Apollo's Samba!!!!
8:37 - "If people wonder why everyone squeezes by butt, its because you were the first" -Tom to Mel B
8:38 - Kyle Massey will take on Mel B's Paso...."oh crap... you gotta be hot" -Lacy to Kyle
8:40 - "Check out my situation" - Kyle... as he has taken pen marker & drew abs on his belly
8:42 - "Maks is going to be channeling his Kyle after that dance" -Tom .... Kyle totally was awesome!!!
8:43 - "... THAT was your best dance" - Len
8:49 - Kurt will take on Emmitt Smith's tango... which is a weird choice... he had much better dances... Emmitt even said "My tango was the absolute worse" ... (This picture is NOT the tango but just one of many examples of other fantastic dances he did)
8:54 - "You went from last week of Mission Impossible to this week of Mission Accomplished" - Bruno
9:01 - "I think I can speak for everyone here when I say its a shame you let yourself go" - Tom to Kelly Osbourne who looks so amazing... I just keep staring at how beautiful she is!
9:03 - "Bristol is the only one here who isnt a performer so I have respect for her" - Kelly Osbourne
9:04 - "My family & the Osbournes are very different...." -Bristol
9:06 - "You are so endearing... but you are still somehow detached" - Carrie Ann
9:14 - OH SNAP - Kelly Osbourne gave a 9 ... I thought all the stars would give "10's" ....
9:16 - Helio with his Curious George Quick Step... I always think of the man in the yellow Sombrero from Curious George with that yellow suit!!! "Len called me the Banana Man in that dance"
9:20 - Rick Fox in the greeniest suit EVER... He will now be the Wizard of Oz man to me... Emerald City, here he comes...(he still looks great though)
9:22 - "When you come out & enjoy yourself, we enjoy ourself...it was good" -Len
9:30 - Gilles & his fox trot... or as I like to call it, the one where Cheryl made every excuse to crawl all this Italian man.
9:33 - Brandy was talking... but I just didnt even care to listen.... I dont know why I dislike her so much.... Please please please please dont let her win this year..... I just feel like everything she says is fake & for the camera.... did anyone catch last week where she yelled at Maks "Stop playing around" when they were on the floor... & then camera & she's smiling ... the girl rubs me the wrong way... moving on...
9:42 - "Maks, you've been in the finals twice, do you think Brandy has what it takes to go all the way?" -Brook..... "I've been in the finals three times - thank you" -Maks .... BOOYAH
9:46 - Drew Lachey with his tango that Jennifer Grey will be taking on
9:48 - "I've decided to go to the doctor this week because I feel like I've been hit by a truck" - Jennifer Grey struggling with the fatigue
9:49 - "I forget she's 50 years old & I'm pushing her body to the limit" - Derek
9:49 - "I want to have fun, I want this to be a good ending to this experience, but I'm definitely feeling a lot of doubt if I can finish it" - Jennifer... she's breaking my heart...getting old aint fun...
9:51 "Everyone here knows this is a journey.... & what everyone loves is to see someone come back after a really tough week & blow the doors open" -Carrie Ann
9:59 - Leading are both Jennifer & Brandy with Bristol at the bottom of the board...
So what did you think dance fans? Did you love seeing all the dancers back like I did? Were you surprised what Kelly & Giles gave 9's? Did Jennifer break your heart like she did mine? And how can you not love Kyle? Most importantly, who do you think is going home? ...Let's talk dance