Friday... my favorite day to Frag!!!
So my manager is out today with the stomach flu
... for the THIRD time this year...
& as soon as I get the call she's sick
why do I instantly feel nauseated myself?
Question of Reality TV:
WHY do the chairs not move in the Celebrity Apprentice in the Board Room?
Why do the celebrities have to scoot down five chairs?
That doesnt make sense to me
& irks me every week
Its the Kentucky Derby this weekend around her
.... & I could give 2 hoots....
let me go to the track when there's 100,000 less people
... which means I can go pee without having to wait in line for an hour
The Flying Pig is this weekend in Cincinnati
I want to go up there one year
If anything, to do the 10k
(its always the weekend after the Ky Derby miniMarathon)
Good luck Flying Pigs!
(the only time calling someone a pig is not offensive)
SPAT OF THE WEEK: MOTORCYCLES
So Ricky & I were out heading to lunch on Sunday when a motorcycle comes flying over a hill...
Ricky said, "He needs to get his light fixed"
...to which led a conversation that he told me that every motorcycle has a headlight that stays on at all times
I told him to remember this moment because when I show him a motorcycles that doesnt have a headlight on, he's going to say he never made that claim
He said he'd not forget
We even shook hands on it
& DANG IT
so far, every motorcycle I've seen?
Its had a headlight on!
I'm trying to forget this 'hand shake' thing until I find one with a broken light
& then I'll spring it out on him with a big 'HA'!!!!
(who knew? Do all motorcycles REALLY have lights on all the time?)
Ususally, I post a funny fragment - this week, I'm going for an
This video WILL make you tear up, get pumped up,
cheer for this guy, and totally inspire you...
I'm going out this week with these 3 words
NEVER GIVE UP!!!!
(& I totally just threw a mic on the ground & walked away gangsta style)