A little fun for the day....
This could be hard for me to narrow it down to 10 things... but I'll try...
So without any more haste....
10 Things I Suck At
(this should be fun....)
Let me note - this is parking in my current car - a Ford Edge. I swear, it would be easier to park a army tank than this vehicle. & I got a lot of grief from the hubs until he drives it & tries to show me "how its done" & he's never in a parking spot very well either. Its the hardest car EVER to park. It just counts as more steps for me to take on my fitness trackers because I'm forever parking in the empty part of the lot that I can just randomly pull in & know I can just pull right out. My friends usually know its my car in a parking lot just based on how its parked. That's how bad it can be.
2. Facial Expressions.
Yeahhhh... I'm not the best at hiding my emotions on my face. I try. I really try. But you want to know what I'm thinking, just watch my facial reactions. They are a dead giveaway. I've been working on it though. An art to perfect, for sure.
3. Keeping house spotless.
That includes laundry caught up. Or the kitchen counter cleaned off. & let's add to that the bathroom counter. & let's not forget my dresser where my make up is laid out. & let's also not forget the pile of paper work on top of the fridge... &... oh you get the idea. I need to stay at home full time to keep my house up to inspection standards.
4. Painting Fingernails.
I always am in awe of ladies with pretty hands & fingernails. Especially when they're painted & looking so lovely. I paint mine & they are literally smudged or smeared in less than an hour & chipped by the next day - guaranteed. & let's not forget the struggle with trying to keep cuticles looking nice & trim. I dont get people that have pretty fingernails all the time. My nails are 60% bare or 38% chipped off paint covered. I'm classy, what can I say.
|I just found this life hack... this may change my whole life|
5. Skin care.
Soap & water baby. That's basically what my skin gets every night. I've just never been one of those 193 products to put on your skin every night, or week, or every month for better skin. My mom has beautiful skin & has always taken care of it with product after product. Me? Just never learned how to care about it. If I try, & I really want to try - my aging skin really makes me want to try - but ANY product I put on my skin, I'm like a 13 year old who just started puberty. Break out city. So why bother.
6. Decision making.
THE WORST. I am THE WORST at decision making. Always have been. I have always been the person that can see both sides to every situation & so in every decision needed, I'm like a one person lawyer show debating both sides, totally convincing each side of their case. I always said if anyone ever needs a devil's advocate to think about both sides of a situation - ask me. I'm your girl.
7. Keeping eyebrows plucked.
Thank God for my hair dresser & that wax that tames these babies every few weeks. I try to keep them plucked after each waxing but its like I wake up one day & POOF, every hair on my eye brow spontaneously exploded over night. So then I just say forget it & wait for my next brow appointment. The struggle is real.
Yeah... I suck at it. I keep doing it - but I suck at it. I get slower & slower every year. I guess that's the definition of sucking at it.... but sucking doesn't mean stopping me. GO ME!
Oh man. I literally just got green faced & dizzy thinking about it. I get car sick. I envision every horrible thing happening flying. I get nervous of drivers around me on the road. I hate sitting for so long. I'm not adventurous. I get grossed out at hotels (all the germs!!!!).... Yeah, some people weren't made to travel the world.
10. Being Quiet.
The hubs reminds me of this one all the time. Whether it be my talking or especially, my laughing, its loud. I cant help it. I really can't. To me, I dont feel like its loud... but apparently, it can draw attention. Who doesn't love a big hearty laugh is all I can say about that!... & apparently, my 'whisper' is what the hubs tells me is everyone else's normal voice. I obviously have nothing to hide in conversations then is all I can say about that.
& to give myself a case - my mom has a busted eardrum in one ear & cant hear out of one side so I think I probably naturally spoke louder growing up. See - not may fault.
Bonus... why not... one more... (I could really think of a lot more - I apparently suck at a lot of things in life)
11. NOT getting injured.
It's kinda a joke - but not really - that if anyone is going to get hurt doing something, its going to be me. Walk across the room? Yeah, I can get hurt. Sitting still on a couch? Yeah, something can fall out of the ceiling on me. Lifting something? Better just call an ambulance right now. Laying in bed watching tv? I can totally pull a muscle somehow. Heck, I hurt myself sleeping the other day. Woke up with a muscle in my neck pulled.
When I joined the youth group at our new church, I warned them that I always get hurt & my face tends to be a magnet for balls flying around a room ... do you know I've been hit straight in the face with a basketball twice already in the past year.
So tell me something you are really bad at!!!!