Monday, March 22, 2010
Jiggly Parts, Spanish Lesson & Tacky at its finest... we're DANCING!
I think we're all familiar with who is on the show this year... But as I look at these names, I have to wonder if someone just didnt flunk spelling in their high school years & wanted revenge to anyone who was blogging this thing. After all, here is some example of last names of the contestants - Lysacek, Scherzinger, Ochocinco, Pavelka...& we're not talking about the Russian pros here. We even have some wacky FIRST names: Buzz, Niecy, & the one that bugs me the most, Shannen with an "E" - not an "O"... that just gets under my skin.... maybe that's what has made her so "moody" through her career... she just wants a normal first name.
So I am ready to see these people come out of the gates... lets do this... LIIIIVVVEEEE!!!!
He wasnt as good as I expected him to be, but I will say, he can dance... he can feel the beat to the music, for sure.. & I cant say anything bad about Cheryl - she's the official spokes person for Jazzercise...And is it me, or does his voice sound a little like Mike Tyson?...Score: seis, seis & seis...
Score: 6, 6, 6
Oh snap... there's a Jazzercise commercial!!!! We've hit the big time!!!!!
Erin Andrews & Maksim - Maks... dude has the chics yelling at him... what's up with that? I guess his engagement breakup has made him even more heart-throbby?.... we get our first taste of fringe of the season & in our favorite Big Bird Color... On the dancing side, girlfriend has some LLOONNNG legs - but I didnt thinks she did all that great. The judges seemed to think she was decent - but I thinks she has a LOOONNNG way to go... I think the fringe must have flown into their eyes... Score: 7, 7, 7
Jake & Chelsie... Oh ugh... Vienna...& they have the VIENESSE waltz? Is that suppose to tie together? BLAH...So the dance is to the song "Kissed by a rose"... at least it wasn't "On the Wings of Love" (All you Bachelor fans will get that)... He did better then I thought he would do, even thought he wiped Chelsie's hair out of place. The weird moment of the night - Gia, someone Jake LOVED, sitting next to his fiance... awww-wkwardddd! Scores: 7, 6, 7
Scores: 7, 5, 6
Scores: 8, 7, 8
Buzz Lightyear & Ashley... & I know he's Buzz Aldrin - but how do you NOT call him Buzz Lightyear? Dude is a real spaceman!... you gotta give it to the guy, 80 years old? That's awesome! And he looks still built & in fantastic shape! Love seeing Ashley back too - she's just adorable! ....I was so afraid he was going to fall & break a hip though... but I agree with Bruno, how do you criticize a true hero? Kudos for him for even getting out & trying! ... Scores, 5, 4, 5
Scores: 9, 7, 9 (NINES? AWESOME!!)
OK - those AT&T cell phone commercials are HILARIOUS!!! "A 41 yr man just signed up for Kar-a-te" - nothing funnier!