I'm trying to find some knitting patterns for some yarn I discovered - YIPEE!- & ran across this pattern. All I can say is - seriously? What kind of "Scarf" is this? Yes- the pattern calls it a "Triple Play Scarf" - SERIOUSLY? It looks like it has to weigh 50 lbs & how do you move? How do you wear a coat under that....I'm just really stunned.....seriously? Anyone want one?