We get to start off with the pros dancing.... huh? Why? I guess they have to figure out a way to fill the whole 2 hours. Didnt the show used to be one hour, especially when it got to half way through? Hmmm... let's get this 2 hour show on the road, shall we?
Michael Irvin & Anna - Let start off by saying that No, I have not mistaken Michael as Fred Astaire one time during this show... does anyone think he looks like Mr. Astaire? After all, can you see little Fred out on the football field... those poor twinkle toes would never last! .... But I have to say, this fox trot, I'm going to call him "Michael Astaire" because he really pulled this off! It looks like he is getting more comfortable & actually ENJOYING himself! And you gotta like the guy even more for designing their costumes around Barney because he loves his kids... ahhhh! (I love you, you love me, we're a happy dancing family....)
Donnie & Kim - The only person I would want to beat Donnie is Steven Curtis Chapman & he's not on show (hint to you Dancing with the Star Producers!)... so I still love Donnie the best! They had the Quick Step tonight & I just love anything he does. He didnt do it perfect - but flash those shiny teeth & it puts a glare that takes away any mistake! I love even more that he stood there & told on himself on how many times he messed up.... Honesty? Give that man a 10!!!
Mya & Dmtry - I love that this girl who can dance got advice from Cloris Leachman! Remember her? Remember her dancing? Yeah - why is she giving advice? Because she's old? She lived in the era? Oh well, it was fun to see her back! I love a spunky ole lady! I plan on being just like that when I'm old! .... The Fox trot was beautiful but had alot of 'show" - so you know what that means? Len is Mr. Grumpy & even spurs Carrie Ann to say "Len is smoking crack"... I agree Carrie Ann, I agree...
Aaron & Karina - They are tackling the Jive & the speed Karina is wanting Aaron's feet to go is amazing! They are even sending him to a athlete training center that would have me walking out with at least a broken foot, if not a broken leg! And they are Jiving to TWISTED SISTER! First Ozzy Osbourne & then Twisted Sister! Look at ballroom turning ROCK!... The training paid off though... Aaron turned it out! He even got two 10's! WOW! Len must REALLY be on crack ... I kid!
Kelly & Louie - First thing is first - Louie has to be the coolest guy ever! Why? Because Kelly designed the costumes this week & she's put that dude in the FRINGE PANTS!!!!! Yes - a MAN in the FRINGE PANTS! Can you believe it? At least he's up for it - you'd never see Maks in them - guarantee!.... we see Kelly at her breaking point while learning the Salsa! Louie is turning on the heat teaching her, making her step up her game & she's not handling it very well! I'm impressed she didnt curse him out though! She didnt use the word "bloody" one time during her crying argument! She's growing!....well, maybe her dancing is not growing though. I love Kelly & as much as it pains me, I thought it wasnt good at all. I'm surprised the judges liked it - but to me, her legs were stiff & it looked like she was falling everywhere & it was Louie who was dragging her around & keeping her from falling... guess its why I'm not a judge.
Joanna & Derek - I havent even seen her yet & I dont like it.... Ok, I'll at least watch it & give an un-baised opinion (yeah, right!)....OK... so I watch to see her running down a beach in a swim suit? With a corny scene? Even though I did like Derek in it (he's stronger then Maks - funny!)... Rhumba - the love dance... I'm sorry - this dance didnt make me like her at all... I'm ready to print up shirts that say "JOANNA - ZERO" & that zero is on a paddle!... Anyone else want one?... again, another reason why I'm not a judge.
We have a Team Dance...
Team Paso: Mya, Michael, Aaron & Mark - Michael had to knock down the alpha-females of Lacey & Karina as they battle to take control! You can tell Michael is a team player with all the years of football! I'm liking that dude more every week! .... I dont know if I'm tired or what, but I almost fell asleep... it didnt impress me much. Mya was obviously the best... & Aaron just keeps showing his immaturity. For him to say at the end "Our real team captains were Dmtry & Karina"... jerk! Karina was quick to jump in & say "It was everyone who was a captain'... can someone put a piece of tape over his mouth? He just reminds me of a 12 yr old....
Team Tango: Kelly, Joanna & Donnie... WAIT... Hold on... Joanna & my dear Donnie on the same team? I feel like worlds are colliding... I dont know if I can handle this... I love the first thing they say about less people is "less egos" right after we see how bad Lacey & Karina clashed... Funny! ... OK, that's how you do a TEAM DANCE! I didnt fall asleep at all during this dance. It was FANTASTIC! I just think Joanna needs to thank Donnie for making her look good! (Hehehe!!!!)
So what did you think? Did you enjoy the team dances? Who was your favorite? And TWO are going home? Who is it going to be???? Another fantastic night of dancing!