Oh yeah - its Monday - time to live-blog the show full of madness & zaniness all wrapped up in rhinestones... I've got my "Dont apologize Bruno" sign held up in my room & I'm glad that Mr. Bolton aka Mr.Whiney is gone... lets get this party started...
8:00 - "Tonight is STORY NIGHT... the show that brought us "Papparazzi"... OH MY EYES!!! There's Kate Gosselin again. I still cant see that red dress & not think of Jimmy Fallon imitating her!
8:02 - Big bird has died on Margaret Cho's head...
8:03 - "The use of props is encouraged" (for Story Night)... wow - we may actually see Len's head explode tonight
8:05 - The pros are giving an example of what a "story book" dance looks like.. I only care that Dmitry is there! The only other recognizable pro is Kym...can we have the stars please? I need to see Rick Fox... & soon...
8:08 - Jennifer Grey - finally! A star!!! ... Derek is WAY to excited when Jennifer says "Should I put my glasses on?" for her role as a school teacher..."That's kinda hot" -Derek
8:09 - "In order to stay on top of the leader board, we have to kick this Samba in its AAA*******S" -Jennifer Grey (& yes, she druggggggg out that last word)
8:10 - The first sighting of the year in FRINGE PANTS...
8:12 - "I'm having nun flashbacks" -Tom talking about Jennifer carrying a ruler in her teacher story
8:14 - Derek & Jennifer "re-doing" their part in the dance where they messed up... um... I didnt even notice they messed up the first time.... it was the fringe pants that distracted me
8:20 - "We were married for 20 years & I lost him 8 years ago... this bring back many memories of him... he'd be proud of me" -Florence talking about her husband
8:21 - a sweet waltz ending with a big old smooch between the dancers....very slow, but very precious...
8:22 - "I definitely think John is smiling down on you" -Carrie Ann
8:23 - There's Sharon & Kelly Osbourne in the audience... dang - Kelly is looking so good!!!!!!
8:30 - Kurt gets the music "Bad Day" & his story line is "we're going to do a dance of someone having a bad day"... WOW... the originality there is almost too much for one person!
8:31 - "Whoooo daddy - do it softer - with the pinky up" - Kurt's daughters having a tea party with him. They are in the cutest Cinderella dresses while Kurts, in a tiara, & his knees are to his chest sitting at the tiny table
8:34 - "It was charming" -Carrie Ann ...
8:40 - "This competition is the hardest thing we've ever lived through ... & we lived through WAR" - Margaret Cho imitating her parents
8:41 - Samba with "Copa Cabana"... "She wore yellow feathers in her hair"... now I get the Big Bird thing on her head.
8:42 - "I think this was the gayest thing that has ever happened" -Margaret in her rainbow dress